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101 Most Upvoted Deez Nuts Jokes [All-Time Leaderboard]

Updated in January 2023 with new jokes!

On this page, you will find the 101 most upvoted Deez Nuts jokes, as well as a selection of the best “Deez Nuts” jokes from Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, all in one place. Let’s have a quick look at the Deez Nuts joke that started it all:

How The “Deez Nuts” Jokes Started – 1 Million Likes on YouTube!

What came in the mail? This video went viral like crazy with more than 1 MILLION likes and 45 millions of views. You just can’t be any happier than the “Deez Nuts Guy” after delivering his Deez Nuts joke (with his dad!!).

Most “Deez Nuts jokes” these days originated from this call made by Welvin Harris, back in 2014. Welvin called his father asking if “something came in the mail today?”. When his dad asked “What?”, he replies “Deez Nuts” and then bursts out laughing like crazy (“Got’eeeeemmmm!”).

Let’s have a quick look at some really funny Deez Nuts memes… because you want to see pictures of Deez Nuts, right?

The Funniest Deez Nuts Memes

If you like your Deez Nuts jokes in the form of memes, check out our selection of the funniest Deez Nuts memes below. When she asks what is for breakfast today, you can grab 2 eggs and say:

eggs for breakfast - deez nuts meme

Of course, you can ask your friends about the latest world events. Deez Nuts are always in the news with Mr Putin:

There is always room for a bit of romance:

play with these deez nuts joke
deez nuts meme with ice age squirrels

Click here to view 30 More Hilarious Deez Nuts Memes or keep scrolling to view our all-time best Deez Nut JOKES.

After the leaderboard, make sure you also check out our selection of the best “Deez nuts” jokes from Instagram, YouTube and TikTok – all combined here on this page for your laughing pleasure!

The Most Upvoted Deez Nuts Jokes (All-Time Leaderboard) 😂😍

Help make this list even better – upvote your favorite jokes.

  • 269
    Hamood
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: How do you pronounce amoood spelled Backwards?   Friend B: euhhh.... doooma? Friend A: doo-ma balls fit in ya mouth?  😂 
  • 254
    Do you know Howard Dee?
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: do you know Howard Dee?  Friend B: nope.  Friend C: How-ar Deez Nuts?
  • 251
    Magic
    3 weeks agoReviewed
  • 250
    Ligondese
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: I can't believe that Sophia speaks Ligondese.  Friend B: Ligondese?  Friend A: Yes, Lig-on-dese Nuts!
  • 247
    Do you know Justin?
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: do you know Justin?  Friend B: Justin Bieber?  Friend A: Justin Time for Deez Nuts! 
  • 241
    Do you like tulips?
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: Do you like tulips?  Friend B: Sure, why?  Friend A: Because you are going to love your 'two lips' on Deez Nuts!
  • 239
    Do you like pudding?
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: Do you like pudding?  Friend B: Sure.  Friend C: Well how about pudding deez nuts in your mouth.
  • 228
    You look like Phil
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: Has anyone told you that you look exactly like Phil?  Friend B: Who is Phil?  Friend C: Feel deez nuts! 
  • 225
    Do you like Wendy's?
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: Do you like to eat Wendys?  Friend B: Yes why?  Friend A: Because you are going to love "Wen-dys nuts" hit you in the face. 
  • 223
    I think you need some of these
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: Hey, I think you need some of these.  Friend B: Some of these what?  Friend A: Some of Deez Nuts. 
  • 223
    Afeela is a real new Honda car name
    3 weeks agoReviewed
    We didn't make this up. Afeela is the real new name of the Sony / Honda electric car. Great, that's one more joke for our leaderboard.
  • 218
    Howdy
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: How do cowboys say "howdy"? Friend B: I don't know... Friend A: Howdy-s Nuts Taste? 
  • 216
    Candice
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: Knock, knock.  Friend B: Who's there?  Friend A: Candice. Friend B: Candice who? Friend A: Can-dice nuts fit in your mouth? 
  • 213
    UCD
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: You have UCD right?  Friend B: What's UCD?  Friend A: UC-Deez Nuts!
  • 212
    My girlfriend got diagnosed
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: My girlfriend Jenny got diagnosed with DN. Friend B: Oh, man, sorry. What's DN? Friend A: 😈 😈  
  • 209
    Hard to talk
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: It's hard to talk about it these days.  Friend B: Talk about what?  Friend A: Deez Nuts in your mouth.
  • 205
    They've stayed together for 30 years!
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: I can’t believe they have stayed together for more than 30 years!  Friend B: Who?  Friend A: Deez nuts! 
  • 201
    Vaseline?
    1 year agoReviewed
    Do you have vaseline?  Vase-LEAN in and Kiss Deez Nuts! 
  • 200
    Did Kenya text you?
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: Did Kenya text you?  Friend B: Who’s Kenya?  Friend A: Ken-ya fit deez nuts in your mouth?
  • 197
    Something Came in the Mail Today
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: Something came in the mail today for you. Friend B: What? Friend A: Deez Nuts!  (Got 'eeem!)
  • 197
    Movie sounds
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: do you know what they use in movies to imitate the sound of galloping horses?  Friend A: No, I don't know.  Friend A: Deez Nuts!
  • 196
    Name the first three letters of the Alphabet?
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: Name the first three letters of the Alphabet.  Friend B: A, B, C.  Friend A: D....eez Nuts!      
  • 195
    With envelopes and stamps
    4 months agoReviewed
    Friend A (holding a lot of envelopes and stamps): hey can you help me for a minute and lick that? Friend B: lick what? Friend A: lick deez nuts!
  • 192
    Gone Girl movie
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: Have you seen the movie "Girl Gone" Friend B: No. Friend A: No? probably because your Girl Gone on DN!
  • 190
    Are you having both of these?
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: Are you having both of these?  Friend B: Both of these what?  Friend A: Both of Deeze Nuts!
  • 184
    I want to go to the SEKON convention
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: I would like to go to the SEKON convention.  Friend B: What’s SEKON?  Friend A: SEKON Deez Nuts!
  • 184
    What is for breakfast?
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A (Cooking breakfast).  Friend B: What is for breakfast today?  Friend B:  (Showing two eggs) Deez Nuts!
  • 182
    Do you smell something?
    4 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: Hey do you smell something? Friend B: hmm no Friend A (looking puzzled): you can't smell deez nuts?
  • 179
    D-Grade
    1 year agoReviewed
    Teacher: On this homework, you got a D grade.  Student: Well I am also going to be giving you D's.  Teacher: What do you mean?  Student: Deez nuts. 
  • 171
    Eaton
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: Knock, knock.  Friend B: Who is there?  Friend A: Eaton.  Friend B: Eaton who?  Friend A: Eat-on Deez Nuts.  
  • 171
    Can't control it
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: Sorry, I can't control it.  Friend B: Control what?  Friend A: Control how big Deez Nuts are!
  • 171
    We need to soak these
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: We need to soak these.  Friend B: Soak what?  Friend A: Soak Deez Nuts!
  • 169
    Do you like parodies?
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: Do you like parodies?  Friend B: Yes, kind of.  Me: Well, how about a Pair-o-Deez Nuts?  
  • 169
    Sakan never called back.
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: I’m sorry that SAKON never called you back.  Friend B: Who is SAKON?  Friend A: SAK-ON Deez Nuts! 
  • 162
    Why is C afraid of D?
    3 weeks agoReviewed
    Because D's Nuts!
  • 161
    Leaving
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: Hey, are you leaving this?  Friend B: Leaving what?  Friend C: Leaving Deez Nuts in your mouth!
  • 159
    Do y​ou wanna play with these?
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: Do y​ou wanna play with these? Friend B: Play with what? Friend A: Play with Deez Nuts
  • 158
    Hey, I'm moving
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: Hey, I'm moving.   Friend B: You are moving?   Friend A: Yeah, Moving Deez Nuts In Your Mouth!
  • 158
    Imagine Dragons
    4 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: Do you like Imagine Dragons? Friend B: It's not bad. Friend A: Well, imagine draggon Deez Nuts all over your face.
  • 155
    Ken
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: Who is Barbie's boyfriend?  Friend B: Ken  Friend A: Ken you fit deez nuts in your mouth??
  • 153
    Do you know Landon?
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: Do you know Landon?  Friend B: Landon? No....  Friend A: Trip, fall and Land-on Deez Nuts! 
  • 144
    What does "Lb" stand for?
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: what does "Lb" stand for?  Friend B: Pound Friend A: Pound on Deez Nuts!
  • 144
    Nuts getting bad ratings
    4 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: Do you know which nuts got bad ratings? Friend B: hmm? Friend A: Deez nuts
  • 137
    Plural of parody
    5 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: What's the plural of the word "parody" Friend B: parodies Friend A: Pairodeez nuts!
  • 135
    Willya
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: Did you hear about my friend Willya? Friend B: hmm no Frienc A: Willya suck Deez Nuts...
  • 130
    Goblin
    10 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: I am going to be a goblin for halloween.  Friend B: A goblin? Friend A: GOBLIN DEEZ NUTS
  • 128
    Dee asked me out yesterday
    1 year agoReviewed
    Friend A: Dee asked me out yesterday.  Friend B: who’s Dee?  Friend A: Dee'z Nuts! 
  • 125
    Get em'
    11 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: Go get em' tiger.  Friend B: Get Who?  Friend A: DEEZ NUTZ
  • 122
    The best Slo-bunnies songs
    2 days agoReviewed
    Friend A: Have you ever listened to the Slo-bunnies? Friend B: Slo-bunnies? Friend A: Yes, Slo-bunnies nuts (Slob On Deez Nuts)  
  • 120
    My back hurts
    3 weeks agoReviewed
  • 117
    Lee Gandhi
    2 days agoReviewed
    Friend A: Have you heard of Lee Gandhi? Friend B: Lee Gandhi? Friend A: Yes, LeeG on dhi's Nuts (Lick on Deez Nuts)  
  • 115
    Do you want to see... bofa?
    4 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: Do you want to see bofa? Friend B: What’s bofa? Friend A: Bofa deez nuts!
  • 113
    China
    11 months agoReviewed
    Name an asian country China Are you China (tryna) fit deez nuts in your mouth?
  • 110
    What does Woodyou mean?
    4 months agoReviewed
    What does Woodyou mean in Chinese? Woodyou mind licking deez nuts?!
  • 103
    4x2
    4 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: ok, really quick... what's 4x2? Friend B: 8 Friend: would you like to 8 deez nuts?
Push your idea0/2000

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Deez Nuts Jokes with Couples 😂😂

Deez Nuts Surprise Jokes, Delivered… with Your Girlfriend [Quick Video]: A new “Deez Nuts” challenge circulated on Instagram, catching girlfriends by surprise.

The challenge was to play a romantic-sounding song (“will your mouth remember the taste of…“) with the music suddenly switching to “Deez Nuts – ah! got ’em”. Watch the hilarious surprise look on the girlfriend’s face:

Other Deez Nuts jokes and memes with couples:

deez nuts are not going to do it themselves meme
taking another picture meme
deez nuts pics is a new low

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Deez Nuts Tiktok Challenges 😂😂👌

Even better, check out this fun compilation of the same challenge, this time on Tiktok. The reactions are definitely worth a watch. Sometimes amused, sometimes clueless and… often shocked.

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The Best “Deez Nuts” Jokes (Video by Dr Chewon)🔥😂

Who is the best at delivering Deez Nuts jokes? Dr Chewon, of course. Learn from the master:

30 Deez Nuts Memes for More Laughs ❤️ (Or Keep Scrolling)

If you like Deez Nuts jokes, you will love these 30 EXCLUSIVE Deez Nuts memes.

funniest deez nuts jokes and memes

He Did It! What’s Your Name? Dees

This is not the most imaginative Deez Nuts jokes, but the delivery in this tiktok video is awesome. Check out the smile on this gentleman’s face when the older man asks “Dees what, sir?”. Well worth watching.

@imohmar

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♬ original sound – ImOhmarr

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Squirrel-Inspired Deez Nuts Jokes

It is well know that squirrels love a few nuts, so it’s not a surprise to see so many good “Deez Nuts” memes also featuring squirrels. Here are our favorites:

cute squirrel on a bench with a woman - deez nuts meme
two words for you

The eternally romantic squirrel and his nuts:

romantic squirrels (not)

This photo below is almost as old as the internet, but is perfect for a Deez Nuts meme:

old meme with squirrels
stun seed spelled backwards meme

More Deez Nuts Jokes on Social

In response to a funny question to find a new name for this interesting cat… “Deez Nuts” is a great name for this cat, of course.

You may have forgotten how the elections really turned out in 2016:

tv screenshot with results

This one is an easy Deez Nut joke to pull on anyone… what is the sound of galloping horses?

1975 comedy with galloping horse sounds

be patient… and follow… this sentence:

follow the story with words

Who doesn’t love a political joke? this one will work for both parties, proving that Deez Nuts jokes can unify people in laughter:

trump writing on mexican wall

And what is a perfectly appropriate response to an embarring interview question? You guessed it:

job interview response

Wal-Mart let this one slip by with a hilarious display:

grinch salty nuts

For Star Wars fans. Sometimes, simple is better:

what is so heavy meme with s. park character

This one below might be a bit gross, even for dog lovers.

Do you know what’s soooo comfortable and relaxing? Deez big nuts of course!

A special meme from our own Dr Chewon:

dr chewon meme 1

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Deez Nuts on TV

How do you deliver a Deez Nuts joke on TV? Watch the “People’s Court” getting hit by Deez Nuts (TMZ segment).

Final Words of Wisdom

We need to finish this page in style. To end on a good note, an inspiring message from former US president John F Kennedy:

John F Kennedy meme

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What Happened to the Deez Nuts Guy?

deez nuts guy header image

You’ve probably already seen the Deez Nuts Guy in the short youtube video released in 2015 that made him very famous. His real name is “Welven Harris”, nicknamed ” Welven Da Great”.

Following his short 50-second video that went viral, the “Deez nuts guy” became an internet sensation and was invited on several TV and radio shows.

Check out the story of the Deez Nuts guy.

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Jonathon

Tuesday 17th of May 2022

Have you ever seen DaBaby? Who? You can sit on DAdeez nuts!

Fugma

Wednesday 30th of March 2022

Friend A: Fugma Friend B: What? Friend A: FUGMA BALLS

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