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71 Most Upvoted Deez Nuts Jokes [All-Time Leaderboard]

Before we start with the most-upvoted “Deez Nuts” joke leaderboard, check out this video featuring some of the best “Deez Nuts” jokes, delivered by the famous Dr Chewon (Chewon what, you may ask? Chew-on Deez Nuts!).

The Best “Deez Nuts” Jokes (Video by Dr Chewon)

Who is the best at delivering Deez Nuts jokes? Dr Chewon, of course. Learn from the master:

The Funniest Deez Nuts Memes

If you like your Deez Nuts jokes in the form of memes, check out our selection of the funniest Deez Nuts memes or view some of our memes below.

When she asks what is for breakfast today, you can grab 2 eggs and say:

eggs for breakfast - deez nuts meme

Of course, you can ask your friends about the latest world events. Deez Nuts are always in the news with Mr Putin:

There is always room for a bit of romance:

one day you will see deez nuts joke
deez nuts meme with ice age squirrels
funniest deez nuts memes

Click here to view more Deez Nuts Memes or keep scrolling to view our all-time best Deez Nut jokes leaderboard.

After the leaderboard, make sure you also check out our selection of the the best “Deez nuts” jokes from Instagram and TikTok – those are definitely worth watching.

Let’s look at the leaderboard:

The Most Upvoted Deez Nuts Jokes (All-Time Leaderboard)

Help make this list even better – upvote your favorite jokes. You can also submit your own jokes.

  • 148
    Do you know Howard Dee?
    7 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: do you know Howard Dee?  Friend B: nope.  Friend C: How-ar Deez Nuts?
  • 145
    Hamood
    6 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: How do you pronounce amoood spelled Backwards?   Friend B: euhhh.... doooma? Friend A: doo-ma balls fit in ya mouth?  😂 
  • 136
    Ligondese
    6 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: I can't believe that Sophia speaks Ligondese.  Friend B: Ligondese?  Friend A: Yes, Lig-on-dese Nuts!
  • 131
    Do you like tulips?
    7 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: Do you like tulips?  Friend B: Sure, why?  Friend A: Because you are going to love your 'two lips' on Deez Nuts!
  • 128
    Do you know Justin?
    7 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: do you know Justin?  Friend B: Justin Bieber?  Friend A: Justin Time for Deez Nuts! 
  • 124
    You look like Phil
    7 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: Has anyone told you that you look exactly like Phil?  Friend B: Who is Phil?  Friend C: Feel deez nuts! 
  • 123
    Do you like pudding?
    7 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: Do you like pudding?  Friend B: Sure.  Friend C: Well how about pudding deez nuts in your mouth.
  • 117
    I think you need some of these
    7 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: Hey, I think you need some of these.  Friend B: Some of these what?  Friend A: Some of Deez Nuts. 
  • 112
    Do you like Wendy's?
    7 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: Do you like to eat Wendys?  Friend B: Yes why?  Friend A: Because you are going to love "Wen-dys nuts" hit you in the face. 
  • 109
    Candice
    7 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: Knock, knock.  Friend B: Who's there?  Friend A: Candice. Friend B: Candice who? Friend A: Can-dice nuts fit in your mouth? 
  • 109
    UCD
    6 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: You have UCD right?  Friend B: What's UCD?  Friend A: UC-Deez Nuts!
  • 108
    My girlfriend got diagnosed
    6 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: My girlfriend Jenny got diagnosed with DN. Friend B: Oh, man, sorry. What's DN? Friend A: 😈 😈  
  • 107
    Hard to talk
    7 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: It's hard to talk about it these days.  Friend B: Talk about what?  Friend A: Deez Nuts in your mouth.
  • 105
    Vaseline?
    7 months agoReviewed
    Do you have vaseline?  Vase-LEAN in and Kiss Deez Nuts! 
  • 104
    Howdy
    6 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: How do cowboys say "howdy"? Friend B: I don't know... Friend A: Howdy-s Nuts Taste? 
  • 99
    They've stayed together for 30 years!
    7 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: I can’t believe they have stayed together for more than 30 years!  Friend B: Who?  Friend A: Deez nuts! 
  • 99
    Movie sounds
    6 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: do you know what they use in movies to imitate the sound of galloping horses?  Friend A: No, I don't know.  Friend A: Deez Nuts!
  • 97
    Name the first three letters of the Alphabet?
    7 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: Name the first three letters of the Alphabet.  Friend B: A, B, C.  Friend A: D....eez Nuts!      
  • 94
    Something Came in the Mail Today
    7 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: Something came in the mail today for you. Friend B: What? Friend A: Deez Nuts!  (Got 'eeem!)
  • 93
    Gone Girl movie
    6 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: Have you seen the movie "Girl Gone" Friend B: No. Friend A: No? probably because your Girl Gone on DN!
  • 92
    Did Kenya text you?
    7 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: Did Kenya text you?  Friend B: Who’s Kenya?  Friend A: Ken-ya fit deez nuts in your mouth?
  • 88
    Are you having both of these?
    7 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: Are you having both of these?  Friend B: Both of these what?  Friend A: Both of Deeze Nuts!
  • 88
    What is for breakfast?
    6 months agoReviewed
    Friend A (Cooking breakfast).  Friend B: What is for breakfast today?  Friend B:  (Showing two eggs) Deez Nuts!
  • 80
    I want to go to the SEKON convention
    7 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: I would like to go to the SEKON convention.  Friend B: What’s SEKON?  Friend A: SEKON Deez Nuts!
  • 74
    D-Grade
    7 months agoReviewed
    Teacher: On this homework, you got a D grade.  Student: Well I am also going to be giving you D's.  Teacher: What do you mean?  Student: Deez nuts. 
  • 72
    We need to soak these
    6 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: We need to soak these.  Friend B: Soak what?  Friend A: Soak Deez Nuts!
  • 71
    Sakan never called back.
    7 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: I’m sorry that SAKON never called you back.  Friend B: Who is SAKON?  Friend A: SAK-ON Deez Nuts! 
  • 70
    Eaton
    7 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: Knock, knock.  Friend B: Who is there?  Friend A: Eaton.  Friend B: Eaton who?  Friend A: Eat-on Deez Nuts.  
  • 69
    Can't control it
    7 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: Sorry, I can't control it.  Friend B: Control what?  Friend A: Control how big Deez Nuts are!
  • 63
    Leaving
    7 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: Hey, are you leaving this?  Friend B: Leaving what?  Friend C: Leaving Deez Nuts in your mouth!
  • 62
    Do you like parodies?
    7 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: Do you like parodies?  Friend B: Yes, kind of.  Me: Well, how about a Pair-o-Deez Nuts?  
  • 57
    Do y​ou wanna play with these?
    7 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: Do y​ou wanna play with these? Friend B: Play with what? Friend A: Play with Deez Nuts
  • 57
    Hey, I'm moving
    6 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: Hey, I'm moving.   Friend B: You are moving?   Friend A: Yeah, Moving Deez Nuts In Your Mouth!
  • 54
    Do you know Landon?
    6 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: Do you know Landon?  Friend B: Landon? No....  Friend A: Trip, fall and Land-on Deez Nuts! 
  • 53
    Ken
    7 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: Who is Barbie's boyfriend?  Friend B: Ken  Friend A: Ken you fit deez nuts in your mouth??
  • 41
    What does "Lb" stand for?
    7 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: what does "Lb" stand for?  Friend B: Pound Friend A: Pound on Deez Nuts!
  • 34
    Willya
    7 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: Did you hear about my friend Willya? Friend B: hmm no Frienc A: Willya suck Deez Nuts...
  • 30
    Dee asked me out yesterday
    7 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: Dee asked me out yesterday.  Friend B: who’s Dee?  Friend A: Dee'z Nuts! 
  • 30
    Get em'
    4 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: Go get em' tiger.  Friend B: Get Who?  Friend A: DEEZ NUTZ
  • 27
    Goblin
    3 months agoReviewed
    Friend A: I am going to be a goblin for halloween.  Friend B: A goblin? Friend A: GOBLIN DEEZ NUTS
  • 9
    China
    4 months agoReviewed
    Name an asian country China Are you China (tryna) fit deez nuts in your mouth?
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Deez Nuts Surprise Jokes, Delivered… with Your Girlfriend

A new “Deez Nuts” challenge circulated on Instagram, catching girlfriends by surprise.

The challenge was to play a romantic sounding song (“will your mouth remember the taste of…“) with the music suddenly switching to “Deez Nuts – ah! got ’em”.

Watch the hilarious surprise look on the girlfriend’s face:

Even better, check out this fun compilation of the same challenge, this time on Tiktok. The reactions are definitely worth a watch. Sometimes amused, sometimes clueless and… often shocked.

A Few Funny Memes with More Deez Nuts Jokes

funniest deez nuts jokes and memes

What’s Your Name? Dees

This is not the most imaginative Deez Nuts jokes, but the delivery in this tiktok video is awesome. Check out the smile on this gentleman’s face when the older man asks “Dees what, sir?”. Well worth watching.

@imohmar

Who remembers this ? 😂 ##jokes ##memes ##deeznutsjokes ##fypシ ##foryou

♬ original sound – ImOhmarr

How “Deez Nuts” Started on YouTube – Almost 1 Million Likes

What came in the mail?

This video went viral like crazy with almost a million likes. You just can’t be any happier than the “Deez Nuts Guy” after delivering his Deez Nuts joke (with his dad!).

Most “Deez Nuts jokes” these days originated from this call made by Welvin Harris, back in 2014. Welvin called his father asking if “something came in the mail today?”. When his dad asked “What?”, he replies “Deez Nuts” and then bursts out laughing like crazy (“Got’eeeeemmmm!”).

Deez Nuts on TV

How do you deliver a Deez Nuts joke on TV? Watch the “People’s Court” getting hit by Deez Nuts (TMZ segment).

Squirrel-Inspired Deez Nuts Jokes

It is well know that squirrels love a few nuts, so it’s not a surprise to see so many good “Deez Nuts” memes also featuring squirrels. Here are our favorites:

cute squirrel on a bench with a woman - deez nuts meme
two words for you

The eternally romantic squirrel and his nuts:

romantic squirrels (not)

This photo below is almost as old as the internet, but is perfect for a Deez Nuts meme:

old meme with squirrels

More Deez Nuts Jokes on Social

In response to a funny question to find a new name for this interesting cat… “Deez Nuts” is a great name for this cat, of course.

You may have forgotten how the elections really turned out in 2016:

tv screenshot with results

This one is an easy Deez Nut joke to pull on anyone… what is the sound of galloping horses?

1975 comedy with galloping horse sounds

be patient… and follow… this sentence:

follow the story with words

Who doesn’t love a political joke? this one will work for both parties, proving that Deez Nuts jokes can unify people in laughter:

trump writing on mexican wall

And what is a perfectly appropriate response to an embarring interview question? You guessed it:

job interview response

Wal-Mart let this one slip by with a hilarious display:

grinch salty nuts

For Star Wars fans. Sometimes, simple is better:

This one below might be a bit gross, even for dog lovers.

Do you know what’s soooo comfortable and relaxing? Deez big nuts of course!

A special meme from our own Dr Chewon:

dr chewon meme 1

View more deez nuts memes.

Final Words of Wisdom

We need to finish this page in style. To end on a good note, an inspiring message from former US president John F Kennedy:

John F Kennedy meme

Continue to View The Funniest Deez Nuts Memes

What Happened to the Deez Nuts Guy?

deez nuts guy header image

You’ve probably already seen the Deez Nuts Guy in the short youtube video released in 2015 that made him very famous. His real name is “Welven Harris”, nicknamed ” Welven Da Great”.

Following his short 50-second video that went viral, the “Deez nuts guy” became an internet sensation and was invited on several TV and radio shows.

Check out the story of the Deez Nuts guy.

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Tuesday 17th of May 2022

Have you ever seen DaBaby? Who? You can sit on DAdeez nuts!

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Wednesday 30th of March 2022

Friend A: Fugma Friend B: What? Friend A: FUGMA BALLS

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