Before we start with the most-upvoted “Deez Nuts” joke leaderboard, check out this video featuring some of the best “Deez Nuts” jokes, delivered by the famous Dr Chewon (Chewon what, you may ask? Chew-on Deez Nuts!).
The Best “Deez Nuts” Jokes (Video by Dr Chewon)
Who is the best at delivering Deez Nuts jokes? Dr Chewon, of course. Learn from the master:
The Funniest Deez Nuts Memes
If you like your Deez Nuts jokes in the form of memes, check out our selection of the funniest Deez Nuts memes or view some of our memes below.
When she asks what is for breakfast today, you can grab 2 eggs and say:
Of course, you can ask your friends about the latest world events. Deez Nuts are always in the news with Mr Putin:
There is always room for a bit of romance:
Click here to view more Deez Nuts Memes or keep scrolling to view our all-time best Deez Nut jokes leaderboard.
After the leaderboard, make sure you also check out our selection of the the best “Deez nuts” jokes from Instagram and TikTok – those are definitely worth watching.
Let’s look at the leaderboard:
The Most Upvoted Deez Nuts Jokes (All-Time Leaderboard)
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- 148Do you know Howard Dee?Read moreRead lessFriend A: do you know Howard Dee? Friend B: nope. Friend C: How-ar Deez Nuts?
- 145HamoodRead moreRead lessFriend A: How do you pronounce amoood spelled Backwards? Friend B: euhhh.... doooma? Friend A: doo-ma balls fit in ya mouth? 😂
- 136LigondeseRead moreRead lessFriend A: I can't believe that Sophia speaks Ligondese. Friend B: Ligondese? Friend A: Yes, Lig-on-dese Nuts!
- 131Do you like tulips?Read moreRead lessFriend A: Do you like tulips? Friend B: Sure, why? Friend A: Because you are going to love your 'two lips' on Deez Nuts!
- 128Do you know Justin?Read moreRead lessFriend A: do you know Justin? Friend B: Justin Bieber? Friend A: Justin Time for Deez Nuts!
- 124You look like PhilRead moreRead lessFriend A: Has anyone told you that you look exactly like Phil? Friend B: Who is Phil? Friend C: Feel deez nuts!
- 123Do you like pudding?Read moreRead lessFriend A: Do you like pudding? Friend B: Sure. Friend C: Well how about pudding deez nuts in your mouth.
- 117I think you need some of theseRead moreRead lessFriend A: Hey, I think you need some of these. Friend B: Some of these what? Friend A: Some of Deez Nuts.
- 112Do you like Wendy's?Read moreRead lessFriend A: Do you like to eat Wendys? Friend B: Yes why? Friend A: Because you are going to love "Wen-dys nuts" hit you in the face.
- 109CandiceRead moreRead lessFriend A: Knock, knock. Friend B: Who's there? Friend A: Candice. Friend B: Candice who? Friend A: Can-dice nuts fit in your mouth?
- 109UCDRead moreRead lessFriend A: You have UCD right? Friend B: What's UCD? Friend A: UC-Deez Nuts!
- 108My girlfriend got diagnosedRead moreRead lessFriend A: My girlfriend Jenny got diagnosed with DN. Friend B: Oh, man, sorry. What's DN? Friend A: 😈 😈
- 107Hard to talkRead moreRead lessFriend A: It's hard to talk about it these days. Friend B: Talk about what? Friend A: Deez Nuts in your mouth.
- 105Vaseline?Read moreRead lessDo you have vaseline? Vase-LEAN in and Kiss Deez Nuts!
- 104HowdyRead moreRead lessFriend A: How do cowboys say "howdy"? Friend B: I don't know... Friend A: Howdy-s Nuts Taste?
- 99They've stayed together for 30 years!Read moreRead lessFriend A: I can’t believe they have stayed together for more than 30 years! Friend B: Who? Friend A: Deez nuts!
- 99Movie soundsRead moreRead lessFriend A: do you know what they use in movies to imitate the sound of galloping horses? Friend A: No, I don't know. Friend A: Deez Nuts!
- 97Name the first three letters of the Alphabet?Read moreRead lessFriend A: Name the first three letters of the Alphabet. Friend B: A, B, C. Friend A: D....eez Nuts!
- 94Something Came in the Mail TodayRead moreRead lessFriend A: Something came in the mail today for you. Friend B: What? Friend A: Deez Nuts! (Got 'eeem!)
- 93Gone Girl movieRead moreRead lessFriend A: Have you seen the movie "Girl Gone" Friend B: No. Friend A: No? probably because your Girl Gone on DN!
- 92Did Kenya text you?Read moreRead lessFriend A: Did Kenya text you? Friend B: Who’s Kenya? Friend A: Ken-ya fit deez nuts in your mouth?
- 88Are you having both of these?Read moreRead lessFriend A: Are you having both of these? Friend B: Both of these what? Friend A: Both of Deeze Nuts!
- 88What is for breakfast?Read moreRead lessFriend A (Cooking breakfast). Friend B: What is for breakfast today? Friend B: (Showing two eggs) Deez Nuts!
- 80I want to go to the SEKON conventionRead moreRead lessFriend A: I would like to go to the SEKON convention. Friend B: What’s SEKON? Friend A: SEKON Deez Nuts!
- 74D-GradeRead moreRead lessTeacher: On this homework, you got a D grade. Student: Well I am also going to be giving you D's. Teacher: What do you mean? Student: Deez nuts.
- 72We need to soak theseRead moreRead lessFriend A: We need to soak these. Friend B: Soak what? Friend A: Soak Deez Nuts!
- 71Sakan never called back.Read moreRead lessFriend A: I’m sorry that SAKON never called you back. Friend B: Who is SAKON? Friend A: SAK-ON Deez Nuts!
- 70EatonRead moreRead lessFriend A: Knock, knock. Friend B: Who is there? Friend A: Eaton. Friend B: Eaton who? Friend A: Eat-on Deez Nuts.
- 69Can't control itRead moreRead lessFriend A: Sorry, I can't control it. Friend B: Control what? Friend A: Control how big Deez Nuts are!
- 63LeavingRead moreRead lessFriend A: Hey, are you leaving this? Friend B: Leaving what? Friend C: Leaving Deez Nuts in your mouth!
- 62Do you like parodies?Read moreRead lessFriend A: Do you like parodies? Friend B: Yes, kind of. Me: Well, how about a Pair-o-Deez Nuts?
- 57Do you wanna play with these?Read moreRead lessFriend A: Do you wanna play with these? Friend B: Play with what? Friend A: Play with Deez Nuts
- 57Hey, I'm movingRead moreRead lessFriend A: Hey, I'm moving. Friend B: You are moving? Friend A: Yeah, Moving Deez Nuts In Your Mouth!
- 54Do you know Landon?Read moreRead lessFriend A: Do you know Landon? Friend B: Landon? No.... Friend A: Trip, fall and Land-on Deez Nuts!
- 53KenRead moreRead lessFriend A: Who is Barbie's boyfriend? Friend B: Ken Friend A: Ken you fit deez nuts in your mouth??
- 41What does "Lb" stand for?Read moreRead lessFriend A: what does "Lb" stand for? Friend B: Pound Friend A: Pound on Deez Nuts!
- 34WillyaRead moreRead lessFriend A: Did you hear about my friend Willya? Friend B: hmm no Frienc A: Willya suck Deez Nuts...
- 30Dee asked me out yesterdayRead moreRead lessFriend A: Dee asked me out yesterday. Friend B: who’s Dee? Friend A: Dee'z Nuts!
- 30Get em'Read moreRead lessFriend A: Go get em' tiger. Friend B: Get Who? Friend A: DEEZ NUTZ
- 27GoblinRead moreRead lessFriend A: I am going to be a goblin for halloween. Friend B: A goblin? Friend A: GOBLIN DEEZ NUTS
- 9ChinaRead moreRead lessName an asian country China Are you China (tryna) fit deez nuts in your mouth?
Deez Nuts Surprise Jokes, Delivered… with Your Girlfriend
A new “Deez Nuts” challenge circulated on Instagram, catching girlfriends by surprise.
The challenge was to play a romantic sounding song (“will your mouth remember the taste of…“) with the music suddenly switching to “Deez Nuts – ah! got ’em”.
Watch the hilarious surprise look on the girlfriend’s face:
Even better, check out this fun compilation of the same challenge, this time on Tiktok. The reactions are definitely worth a watch. Sometimes amused, sometimes clueless and… often shocked.
A Few Funny Memes with More Deez Nuts Jokes
What’s Your Name? Dees
This is not the most imaginative Deez Nuts jokes, but the delivery in this tiktok video is awesome. Check out the smile on this gentleman’s face when the older man asks “Dees what, sir?”. Well worth watching.
How “Deez Nuts” Started on YouTube – Almost 1 Million Likes
What came in the mail?
This video went viral like crazy with almost a million likes. You just can’t be any happier than the “Deez Nuts Guy” after delivering his Deez Nuts joke (with his dad!).
Most “Deez Nuts jokes” these days originated from this call made by Welvin Harris, back in 2014. Welvin called his father asking if “something came in the mail today?”. When his dad asked “What?”, he replies “Deez Nuts” and then bursts out laughing like crazy (“Got’eeeeemmmm!”).
Deez Nuts on TV
How do you deliver a Deez Nuts joke on TV? Watch the “People’s Court” getting hit by Deez Nuts (TMZ segment).
Squirrel-Inspired Deez Nuts Jokes
It is well know that squirrels love a few nuts, so it’s not a surprise to see so many good “Deez Nuts” memes also featuring squirrels. Here are our favorites:
The eternally romantic squirrel and his nuts:
This photo below is almost as old as the internet, but is perfect for a Deez Nuts meme:
More Deez Nuts Jokes on Social
In response to a funny question to find a new name for this interesting cat… “Deez Nuts” is a great name for this cat, of course.
You may have forgotten how the elections really turned out in 2016:
This one is an easy Deez Nut joke to pull on anyone… what is the sound of galloping horses?
be patient… and follow… this sentence:
Who doesn’t love a political joke? this one will work for both parties, proving that Deez Nuts jokes can unify people in laughter:
And what is a perfectly appropriate response to an embarring interview question? You guessed it:
Wal-Mart let this one slip by with a hilarious display:
For Star Wars fans. Sometimes, simple is better:
This one below might be a bit gross, even for dog lovers.
Do you know what’s soooo comfortable and relaxing? Deez big nuts of course!
A special meme from our own Dr Chewon:
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Final Words of Wisdom
We need to finish this page in style. To end on a good note, an inspiring message from former US president John F Kennedy:
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What Happened to the Deez Nuts Guy?
You’ve probably already seen the Deez Nuts Guy in the short youtube video released in 2015 that made him very famous. His real name is “Welven Harris”, nicknamed ” Welven Da Great”.
Following his short 50-second video that went viral, the “Deez nuts guy” became an internet sensation and was invited on several TV and radio shows.
Check out the story of the Deez Nuts guy.