Christine
Helen Keller’s punching
What do you call Helen Keller punching someone? … Senseless violence.
Her husband was often upset
Why did Helen Keller’s husband often become upset with her? Because she just didn’t listen.
Helen Keller’s accomplishments
I will not allow anyone to minimize Helen’s accomplishments… If you say she only became famous due to blind luck, your claim shall fall on deaf ears…
Helen Keller’s autobiography
Helen Keller published 12 books. Her autobiography is particularly inspiring and gives you a new perspective about this world. The audiobook is absolutely unintelligible though.
Sign language swearing
What did Helen Keller’s parents do when they caught her swearing when she was a child? … They washed her hands with soap.
Helen Keller was truly an inspiration
Helen Keller was an inspiration… she was able to learn how to read and write… despite being from Alabama.
Helen Keller’s kitchen
Friend A: What did Helen Keller’s kitchen look like? … Friend B: I don’t know… Friend A: She did not know either.
Leg problems
Why was Helen Keller’s leg often wet and yellow? … because her dog was blind too.
Confusing Helen Keller
How do you confuse Helen Keller? … You move the furniture around and glue door knobs to the walls.