Christine

What do you call Helen Keller punching someone? …  Senseless violence.

Why did Helen Keller’s husband often become upset with her? Because she just didn’t listen.

I will not allow anyone to minimize Helen’s accomplishments… If you say she only became famous due to blind luck, your claim shall fall on deaf ears…

Helen Keller published 12 books. Her autobiography is particularly inspiring and gives you a new perspective about this world. The audiobook is absolutely unintelligible though.

What did Helen Keller’s parents do when they caught her swearing when she was a child? …  They washed her hands with soap.

Helen Keller was an inspiration…  she was able to learn how to read and write… despite being from Alabama.

Friend A: What did Helen Keller’s kitchen look like? …  Friend B: I don’t know…  Friend A: She did not know either.

Why was Helen Keller’s leg often wet and yellow? … because her dog was blind too.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? … You move the furniture around and glue door knobs to the walls.