There’s a saying in the comedy industry: either everything can be funny, or nothing can be funny. We hope this selection of the best Indian jokes falls in the “everything can be funny” category. And don’t forget… we mean these in good fun. Always stay respectful.
Here are some of the highest-rated Indian jokes and memes that you might find hilarious. These jokes cover a variety of topics and could boost your mood if you’re looking for some Indian humor. Take a look at our fun list of jokes and memes!
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are phone scammers.
What can you call an Indian electrical worker? Ashok
“It’s ok to laugh at each other sometimes, as long as after all the ignorant jokes, we actually respect each other.”
What do you call an Indian gravedigger? DigDeep.
What do Indian hip-hop artists eat? Rice Rice baby.
What did the Indian child say to his mother when he departed for school? Mum-bai!
Why do some Indians have a red dot on their head? Because they are recording.
What could you call a couple of Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Miss Singh.
How does an Indian open his car? He can’t because he can’t afford one.
What country did the Indians invent? Korea (Curry-a).
What do you call a cringy Indian man? A Cringian.
How do you blow up an Indian person? You press the red button on their head.
What is the most endangered creature in India? The baby girl
Why do Indians gamble so much? So they can reclaim their land.
Why do Indian men marry fat women? Because they worship cows.
What did the Indian say to the slow runner? Curry up!
What do Indians call their father when they are born? Data.
When you’re in India and you start hearing high-pitched beeps, you run away fast.
What did the Indian say to the cow? I love you, moo than anything
What do you call an Indian person not starving of hunger? A surprise.
Funny Naan joke
A man walks into an Indian restaurant and asks for the menu. However, the waiter gives him the heads up that their restaurant needs him to sign an agreement before seeing the meny. The man gets handed a white sheet that says “You can order Naan in our restaurant” with a space for the customer to sign and date. The customer, surprised, asks “Why do you ask people to sign this? This doesn’t make sense”. The waiter responds “look, let’s get this done and I can show you our menu… just sign our Naan-Disclosure Agreement”.
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Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn’t have a cow so they threw a tantrum instead.
What could you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
What is an Indian chippendale called? Dan Singh.
Good joke: A Pakistani and an Indian on a plane
An Indian man boards a plane and ends up sitting next to a man from Pakistan. During the flight, the Indian man wants to get a beer. As he gets up, he wants to be nice and asks the Pakistani if he want anything to drink. The Pakistani says “sure, thank you, I would like a beer too.” As the Indian man goes to get the drinks, the Pakistani spits in the Indian’s man backpack. When the Indian man returns with the beers, he sits down and they both enjoy their drinks. After thirty minutes, the Indian man “When are we all going to stop this? This is childish. Spitting in each other’s backpacks, pissing in each other’s beers?”.
Good Grabriel Iglesis Jokes about Indians Robbing a Bank
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What do you call an Indian lesbian? Mingeeta.
Two Indians went to a special restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry.
Why did John eat curry? I don’t know. Ask John.
What do u call Kyson when he is banned on PS4? A depressed Indian boy.
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
How can Indians keep their milk fresh? Don’t milk the cow. Leave it in the cow!
What do you call an Indian man in a sports car? Someone in a ‘curry hurry’.
When is the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is stuffy so you avoid the smell.
What do you call an Indian going through the trash can? RUMAJINGG
If an Indian was a machine, what would you call it? The Curry Muncher 2000.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died? He was one brave sucker.
What OS does an Indian scammer use? Window Licker XP.
Why did the Indian cross the road? To run away from the Pakistani.
What’s the most common job in India? Becoming a scammer.
What do you call Indian flowers? Patels.
What do you call bread from India? It’s Naan of your business.
How many Indians does it take to fix a lightbulb? Too many.
What do you call an Indian man who can’t stop looking around? Glansingh.
What did the half-eaten Naan say? “I wish I was puri.”
What do you call a dinosaur that eats curry? Mega-Sore-Arse.
The Indian bet all of his money and lost. He only lost $1 dollar.
Who did the Indian call when he got a virus on his computer? He called his boss.
What’s the second most common currency in India? Microsoft Gift Cards.
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.
How do Indians get paid? Apple Gift Cards.
What was the Indian for Halloween? An IRS agent.
How fast is the curry going? In a hurry to the curry man.
Paki Curry is shit. Simple as that.
What do you call an uneducated male Indian? Anshu-man.
Why do Indian men prefer fat girls? Because they worship cows.
Why do Indians marry cows, because they bathe in milk.
What did the Indian person say to the slow lady? Curry up.
Why do Indians love New York? Because there is a Delhi on every street.
What could you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
What can you give to an Indian to put them in a good mood? Gift Cards and Curry.
I asked my friend from North Korea how the situation was in his country… he said ‘at least it’s not India’.
What can you call an Indian airplane that comes back? A Boomerang
What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war? Surrender their troops.
Why does India have such a large population? Because they never stop spawning.
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