There’s a saying in the comedy industry: either everything can be funny, or nothing can be funny. We hope this selection of the best Indian jokes falls in the “everything can be funny” category. We also like to say that Indian food is absolutely delicious, but if you choose the wrong spicy level, you might as well cancel any plans you have for the next few hours. You may want to clear the house as well and have a plumber on standby.
Here are some of the most highly-rated Indian jokes and memes that you’re sure to find very amusing. These jokes cover a range of themes. The best part is you don’t need to travel around the world for a taste of Indian humor. As long as you can read (which you’ve so far proven), keep going and take a look at our compilation of jokes and memes! Remember, all of this is meant to be in good fun. Always stay respectful.
What can you call an Indian electrical worker? Ashok.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger? DigDeep.
“It’s ok to laugh at each other sometimes, as long as after all the ignorant jokes, we actually respect each other.”
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Miss Singh.
What did the Indian child say to his mother when he departed for school? Mum-bai!
Why do Indian men don’t mind marrying overweight women? Because they worship cows.
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Funny Naan joke
A man sits on a table at an Indian restaurant, but the waiter warns him that they first need him to sign an agreement. The man gets handed a white sheet that says “You can order Naan in our restaurant” with a space for the customer to sign. Surprised, the customer asks “Why do you ask people to sign this???”. The waiter responds “It’s just a standard Naan-Disclosure Agreement”.
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Good Indian joke (quick video)
Check out this quick 1-minute video with a few really good Indian jokes:
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Good joke: A Pakistani and an Indian on a plane
An Indian man boards a plane and ends up sitting next to a man from Pakistan. During the flight, the Indian man gets up to get a beer. To be nice, he asks the Pakistani if he want anything to drink. The Pakistani says “sure, I would like a beer too.”
While the Indian man is off to get the drinks, the Pakistani spits in the Indian’s man backpack. When the Indian man returns with the beers, he sits down, and they both enjoy their drinks. After thirty minutes, the Indian man checks his backpack and sees the spit inside. He sighs and says: “This is childish. When are we all going to stop this? Spitting in each other’s backpacks… pissing in each other’s beers…!”
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Quick Video: Good Jokes about Indians Robbing a Bank 🤣 😂
Famous comedian Gabriel Iglesias had a few hilarious Indian jokes in his special: he claims that Indian people are way too nice to rob a bank! Watch this hilarious quick video and enjoy his imitation of the Indian accent:
What country did the Indians invent? Korea (Curry-a).
***Who says that Indians don’t look out for one another?***
Only in India
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*** Funny joke about Modi ***
God gathered the three most important leaders – Biden, Xi, and Modi – to announce the end of the world and help share the news.
Biden immediately tweeted: “Good news: God does exist. Bad news: He’s ending the world.”
Xi’s message read: “Bad news: God exists. Worse news: He’s ending the world.”
Modi called Amit Shah: “Good news: God thinks I’m one of the 3 most important leaders of the world. Better news: No need to worry about the next election.”
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What do you call a cringy Indian man? A Cringian.
What do Indian hip-hop artists eat? Rice Rice baby.
What is the most endangered creature in India? The baby girl
Why do Indians gamble so much? So they can reclaim their land.
What did the Indian say to the slow runner? Curry up!
What do Indians call their father when they are born? Data.
When you’re in India and you start hearing high-pitched beeps, you run away fast.
Me: India has the best restaurants
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What do you call an Indian person not starving of hunger? A surprise.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn’t have a cow so they threw a tantrum instead.
What could you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Mingeeta.
Two Indians went to a special restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry.
Why did John eat curry? I don’t know. Ask John.
What do u call Kyson when he is banned on PS4? A depressed Indian boy.
How can Indians keep their milk fresh? Don’t milk the cow. Leave it in the cow!
What do you call an Indian man in a sports car? Someone in a ‘curry hurry’.
When is the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is stuffy so you avoid the smell.
What do you call an Indian going through the trash can? RUMAJINGG
What OS does an Indian scammer use? Window Licker XP.
Why did the Indian cross the road? To run away from the Pakistani.
What’s the most common job in India? Becoming a scammer.
Why is India the best place to break a bone? Because everyone is already in a caste.
What do you call Indian flowers? Patels.
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