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34 Best Vaccine Jokes in 2022

We are starting 2022 with nearly 40 million American adults who remain unvaccinated. A puzzling fact considering the disease has killed over 800,000 people and the vaccine remains 100% free.

We have found for you the best vaccine jokes on the web today. Enjoy and make sure to share them with your friends!

Quick Vaccine Jokes

Why do anti-vaxxers not lock their bikes?

Because they know someone whose locked bike was still stolen.

It’s always weird to come across an anti-vaxxer nowadays…

…they seem to be a dying breed

Did you know, anti-vaxxers don’t last as long in bed?

…especially if the bed is in a hospital.

A man walks into a brain store to buy a new brain

He says: “hello, I’d like to buy a new brain”.

The employee responds “Of course. Check out our brain selection here. Here’s the brain of a scientist for 5 dollars.. And here’s the brain of an anti-vaxxer, for 10,000 dollars”. The customer, confused, asks: “Why is the brain of an anti-vaxxer more expensive?”

“Because it’s never been used” The employee responds.

An anti-vaxxer did an IQ test.

It came back NEGATIVE

Most-Liked Memes About Vaccines

This is what people staying at home unvaccinated look like:

pfizer and a reluctant cat
Credit: JRTF85

Babies and their parents:

stop you right there
Photo: /u/FruityLups/Reddit

Taking a sharp turn against conventional wisdom:

Photo: /u/wooden03/Reddit
Photo: /u/GroupChatMemes/Reddit

Most-Liked Social Posts with Vaccine Jokes

Straight from the doctor

Dealers are dangerous

Credit Rick_D_K

Scientists messing too much

Using the same logic against you

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Continuing the logic…

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Not putting this in my body…

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They didn’t need the vaccine to make the plague go away

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Some good luck at some point

Credit: u/BPC3

Is this what I think it is?

vaccine twitter

Some people died


It sure looks like someone at Wal-mart has had enough


Making things up?

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Credit: u/beerbellybegone
what can help with measles

tweet about men sniffing powder

There are side effects to the vaccine

Most-Liked Videos of Vaccine Jokes

Enjoy this hand-picked selection of the most-liked videos on YouTube with the best vaccine jokes.

Quick-Watch: Anti-Vaccine Nurse Talking to Her Friend (1-Minute)

Anti-Vaccine Nurse talking to her friend who just came out of a coma after 12 months:

When a Comedian Meets an Anti-Vaxxing Nurse by Accident

Steve Hofstetter accidentally met an anti-vaccine nurse at one of his talks. Watch the improved encounter!

and finally how anti vaxxers sound like to normal people:

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