Nearly 40 million American adults remain unvaccinated against covid-19. A puzzling fact considering the disease has killed over 1,000,000 Americans and the vaccine remains mostly free. We have found for you the best vaccine jokes on the web today. Enjoy and make sure to share them with your friends!
Quick Vaccine Jokes
Why do anti-vaxxers not lock their bikes?
Because they know someone whose locked bike was still stolen.
It’s always weird to come across an anti-vaxxer nowadays…
… they seem to be a dying breed
Did you know, anti-vaxxers don’t last as long in bed?
… especially if the bed is in a hospital.
A man walks into a brain store to buy a new brain
He says: “hello, I’d like to buy a new brain”.
The employee responds “Of course. Check out our brain selection here. Here’s the brain of a scientist for 5 dollars.. And here’s the brain of an anti-vaxxer, for 10,000 dollars”. The customer, confused, asks: “Why is the brain of an anti-vaxxer more expensive?”
“Because it’s never been used” The employee responds.
An anti-vaxxer did an IQ test.
It came back NEGATIVE
Most-Liked Memes About Vaccines
This is what people staying at home unvaccinated look like:
Babies and their parents:
Taking a sharp turn against conventional wisdom:
Most-Liked Social Posts with Vaccine Jokes
Straight from the doctor
Funny how antivaccine activists dismiss the possibility of death due to measles (~1 in 1,000) as being of little or no consequence; yet, a one in a million chance of severe reactions to a vaccine is completely unacceptable to them.
— David Gorski, MD, PhD (@gorskon) April 29, 2019
Dealers are dangerous
Scientists messing too much
Overheard a mum at school: ‘I won’t get a vaccine; I think scientists mess about too much.’ Then back into her car which she presumably found growing in a field. I’m tired.
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) November 12, 2020
Using the same logic against you
Continuing the logic…
Not putting this in my body…
They didn’t need the vaccine to make the plague go away
Some good luck at some point
Is this what I think it is?
Some people died
People say “well what did people do before vaccines/antibiotics/pasteurisation?” as if that’s an argument for going natural.
— Elise Kumar (cupboard ghost but festive) 🤷♀️🚪👻 (@elisekumar) September 8, 2018
They died, Carol. A lot of people died.
It sure looks like someone at Wal-mart has had enough
Making things up?
me celebrating me realising
— toni collette stan account (@HarryPhillips15) November 9, 2020
a potential there will be
covid vaccine an anti-vax
movement pic.twitter.com/pv2vOQk93f
Christmas normally vs Christmas this year: pic.twitter.com/dCW8B2zhYQ
— Charlie Haynes (@charliehtweets) December 2, 2020
There are side effects to the vaccine
Most-Liked Videos of Vaccine Jokes
Enjoy this hand-picked selection of the most-liked videos on YouTube with the best vaccine jokes.
Quick-Watch: Anti-Vaccine Nurse Talking to Her Friend (1-Minute)
Anti-Vaccine Nurse talking to her friend who just came out of a coma after 12 months:
When a Comedian Meets an Anti-Vaxxing Nurse by Accident
Steve Hofstetter accidentally met an anti-vaccine nurse at one of his talks. Watch the improved encounter!
and finally how anti vaxxers sound like to normal people: