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Naughty and Dirty Memes to Show Your Boyfriend You Love Him

Let’s be real, simply texting “I love you” can sometimes be a bit dull. Which is why we thought we should come up with some meme-tastic ways to show your boyfriend just how much he means to you. These playful and witty memes will not only make him feel desired but also keep the spark alive in your relationship.

From cheesy puns to hilarious pop-culture references, these memes will have him laughing and swooning at the same time. So, why settle for the same old love messages when you can up your game with these hilarious memes? Let’s dive in and discover some new ways to show your boyfriend he’s the one!

Show Him You Love Him, Yoda-Style

Love you so much, I do.
Your brains out tonight, I will fu*k.

Queens Still Like To Get Freaky You Know

Treating you like a queen can mean all sorts of things.
funny joke about cosplaying in the bedroom

When You’re Bad at Poetry, but Good at Memes

Roses are red, violets are blue.
I'm terrible at poetry, but I really want you!

It’s Time to Get Cozy

All boyfriends would like their boyfriends to have that watch.

It's I-want-you-inside-me o'clock.

Show Him That If He Does Good Things, He Will Receive GOOD Things

Do good things and you shall receive good things.

Uncle Sam Wants You Bad

H0rny Uncle Sam: "I want you... inside me that is."

This Does Sound Exhausting

Barely holding in the urge to say "I want you inside me" every second of the day.

Probably The Silliest Way Profess Your Love

I love you with all my butt.
I would say heart but my butt is a lot bigger.

Why Not Let Him Know What’s on Your Mind Once in a While?

Pleasure levels: ECSTASY.

It’s Definitely Worth a Try…

Giving someone 6 or*asms in one night won't make them fall in love with you.
Prove me wrong.

Wink Wink

Today I will let you do that thing you love for as long as you want.
I'm talking about me btw ;)

The #1 Reason We’re Never Able to Get Things Done on Time

I'm always daydreaming about your di*k while I'm at work instead of actually getting any tasks done.

When Freaky Meets Freaky

When you're in love with someone who's freaky af, but you're freaky too so it works out just fine.

The Truth About Love

That di*k is why I love you.

When a Lazy Day Turns Into a Love Fest

It's one of those days where I just wanna lie in bed and do nothing.
Except you. I always wanna do you!

Let Him Know That When You Say You’re Down, You Mean It

I promise that no matter what I will always be right by your side.
Or under you.
Or maybe on top.
What I'm trying to say is that I love you and am always down for whatever.

Expressing Love Can Be Complicated…

"I love you" or "I want you to choke me."
Which text should I send??

When You Want to Get a Little Naughty (or a LOT Naughty)

I want to give you one of those hugs.
You know... the ones where it's my pus*y hugging your di*k.

A Cheeky Way to Let Him Know the Effects He Has on You

I love you for the same reasons I love the sun and the rain.
By that I mean I love you because you make me hot and wet.

Being Alone Can Be REALLY Boring Sometimes

What I be thinking when you're not in bed with me: I want that diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!

The Ultimate To-Do List

I love you so much that my to do list, is starting to look like this:
1. You.
2. Hydrate.
3. You again.

Defintely Not…

I definitely wasn't think about you while mastu*bating last night. *wink wink*

This is One Way to Show Him How Selfless of a Girlfriend You Are

I really want to mast_rbate right now. But I want because u are not here to watch.

This One is Open for Interpretation

A train going into a tunnel that's clearly too tight.

This is a Fun One to Text Him Out of the Blue

Wanna go to In-N-Out for burgers?
How about just in In-N-Out of me then?

Dirty Memes to Show Him You Have a Wild Sense of Humor

Get ready to spice things up with these dirty memes that show off your sense of humor and leave your BF in stitches!

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
"I want you inside me."

How did the slice of bread respond?
"You literally had my brother inside you just yesterday..."
What do you do when your cat dies?
You start playing with your neighbor's pu$$y.
What’s six inches long, two inches wide, and always gets you what you want?
A hundred-dollar bill.
Girl: Mommy, how do you spell tes*icles?
Mother: Oh honey, you should've asked me last night. It was on the tip of my tongue.
Pets often mimic their ow
Why do polar bears buy Tupperware bowls?
Because they love a tight seal.
Erasing browser history makes me feel pure again.
What always happens when Snow White lies in her bed, feeling happy?
Happy eventually gets out, so she starts feeling Grumpy.
What do electric trains have in common with women's breasts?
They both were originally intended for children, but it's adult men who keep playing with them.
A husband asks his wife, “Why don’t you ever tell me when you're having an org@sm?” She replies, “Because you don’t like me calling you when you're at work.”
*After s*x*
Her: Now it's your turn!
What's a better name for a diaphragm?
D*ck trampoline.
What's the difference between pink and purple?
How firm your grip is.
Would you please tell your t*ts to stop staring at me?
What did Adam say to Eve?
Step back! I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!
What do being in the military have and getting a BJ have in common?
You feel better the closer you get to discharge.

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