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100 Best Chicken Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

We have browsed the web to find the 100 best Chicken jokes and memes, and created our own chicken jokes – all for you to enjoy on this page. Why chicken jokes? Because they crack us up!

Let’s get started.

Edgy Chicken Jokes

Let’s start with very funny, but somewhat edgy chicken jokes (before getting to the more family-friendly chicken jokes). We will let you decide if you want to share these jokes!

A farmer goes upstairs to his bedroom holding a big chicken in his arms. His wife is already in bed. When entering the room, he says “This is the pig I am sleeping with.”
The wife, surprised, responds “Honey, this is not a pig, this is a chicken.”
The husband corrects her: “Darling, I am not talking to you, I am talking to the chicken,”

I have just ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon today. I will let you know which comes first.

Johnny goes to sleep next to his wife, Becky, and soon enough he falls sleep. Suddenly, he wakes up and realizes he is in heaven, where Saint Peter awaits him. Johnny says “but I’m not ready to die and go to heaven yet!! I want to go back to earth”.
Saint Peter responds “Well, it is not that easy. You can return to earth, but only as a chicken.”
Johnny, disillusioned, responds “ok fine, I will go back as a chicken.”
And poooof, Johnny is now back as a chicken on a nice farm. But his bottom really, really hurts, as if it was going to explode.
Another chicken comes by and explains that, not to worry, this is just because he has to lay an egg. And he better do it quickly. The other chicken recommends “You have to push, push as hard as you can”. So Johnny pushes, pushes as hard as he can. After a few minutes of pushing, still nothing. The other chicken encourages Johnny to continue. After some time, surely enough, a big egg comes out of his bottom!
Relieved, Johnny the chicken feels a lot better, when he suddenly hears his wife Becky scream:
“Johnny, WAKE UP, you just pooped in our bed!!!”.

Family Friendly Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken that’s afraid of the dark?
A chicken.

where chickens come from joke

How does a pessimist rooster sing? Cock a doodle don’t.

A young girl asks her dad: “Why did the chicken cross the road?”.
The dad doesn’t know so she responds:
“To get to the house of a dummy dad.”
The dad is puzzled, so the girl gets to another joke: “Knock-knock”.
Dad: “Who’s there?”.
Girl: The chicken!

Where do chicken have the most feathers? On the outside

Why was the egg afraid? It was a little chicken.

Before the internet, chickens used the ‘hencyclopedia’ to do their homework

How does chicken get their letters? In hen velopes

Alarm Cluck Joke

How do we get chicken to see our website “TheMostlySimpleLife.com”? We used cluckbait.

How does a chicken without feathers feel? Plucking terrible

What movie does chicken love the most? ET The Egg straterrestrial

Why did the chicken go to bed with the egg? She wanted to know who came first.

Human Pox Joke

What movie does chicken fear most? Poultrygeist

Why is the hen happy when it cooks? Because of the free range.

What made the rooster laugh? The comedihen

What was the chicken DJ playing? Henhouse music

Egg Beaters Joke

Why does chicken fear humans? They beat eggs

Why was the chicken anxious? It felt cooped up.

Why did the bird be scared of flying? It was a chicken

What do you get when you mix chicken and elephant DNA? A Peckyderm

Which US state is the most yellow? Yolklahoma

Eggsplosive Joke

Why shouldn’t you put an egg in the microwave? It eggsplodes

Which US state does chicken fear the most? Kentucky

Which final event does chicken fear? The Apeckalypse

Why did the rooster resemble its dad so much? Like feather-like son

Why do people avoid being near the chicken coop? They don’t like the fowl odor

Eggs Joke Crack Me Up Joke

Do you find our egg jokes funny? Sure they crack me up

What was the silent hen called? Unclucky

How did the chicken lose her eggs? She mislaid them

What do chicken families do at get-togethers? They have a peck nick

What did the self-centered chicken say about herself? I’m peck able

Polite Chicken Joke

What did the chicken say when passing through? Eggscuse me

What are hens’ favorite movies? Chick flicks

Why did the other eggs didn’t like the funny egg? He was a practical yolker

What did the agnostic chicken do? Doubted its eggsistence

What was the chicken’s greatest concern? The eggonomics

Eggcentric Chicken Joke

Why was this chicken not like the others? He was a little eggcentric

What happened to the chicken that wasn’t wearing the seatbelt? It got eggspelled out of the car.

The chicken coop has two doors, and the chicken sedan has 4.

What is chicken’s favorite dessert? The coopcake

Why did the chicken sit on the basketball court? She wanted to lay it on the line

How come a chicken can jump higher than a house? Because houses can’t jump

Driving Chicken Joke

How do chickens get out off the freeway? They take the eggsit

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cow? Roost Beef

What do you call a chicken who is a lucky charm? The cluck of the Irish

Who was the most feared chicken in Eastern Europe? Attila the Hen

The farmer was found dead in the chicken coop. Police suspect fowl play

Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possum how it’s done!

Chicken with no legs joke

How does a chicken with no legs move? In a fried chicken bucket

At what time do chickens go to sleep? At half past hen.

What do you give to a sneezing chicken? A hen kerchief

What landmarks do chicken visit in Salisbury, UK? Stone Hen ge

Do you like the chicken dance? Of course it’s poultry in motion

What song did chicken Elvis sing? Rock around the cluck.

Fry Day Joke

What day scares chickens? The Fry-day

What movie scares chicken the most? The Eggsorcist

What classic novel do chicken love? Great Eggspectations by Charles Chickens.

How do you know they are having money trouble in the chicken coop? They were trying to make hens meet

Why did the chicken cross the road? She didn’t tell. But the road was very disappointed.

A chicken and an egg were waiting for a store to open. When the employee arrived, he asked: Who was here first?

How does chicken loosen nut bolts? Turning them counter cluck wise

Chicken Percussion Joke

Why does chicken excel at percussion? They have drumsticks

If raw chicken gives you salmonella; does raw salmon give you chickenella

Where did the chicken pilot sit? On the cockpit.

Why does a chicken lay their eggs? Because they’d break if they dropped them.

Why did the chicken not show up on the radar? It had a clucking device

Why was the rooster drunk? He had one too many cock tail.

Outlaw Chicken Joke

Why was the chicken arrested for? Peckpocketing

Why are chickens not welcomed at church? Because they are fowl-mouthed

Why couldn’t the chicken graduate? He failed the final eggxam

How do chickens get in their houses? Using the Hen-trance

Why didn’t the hen like her rooster date? He was too cocky

Why didn’t the chicken get the job he applied for? He lacked eggsperience

Mother Clucker Joke

What does the fowl-mouth chicken say? Mother Clucker

Who is chicken’s favorite action-movie hero? Hancock

Why did the chicken leave its country? It was in egg sile

Why was the chicken so special? It was eggsclusive

What do chickens do after school? Eggstracurricular activities.

What do you call hot flashes in mature hens? Henopause

New Yolk Joke

Where does the chicken go on new years eve? New Yolk City

Why are chickens, great cooks? They make everything from scratch

Why did the chicken cross the playground? It wanted to go to the other slide

What do you call people who take care of chickens? Chicken tenders

What Stanley Kubrick{s movie chickens like the most? A cluck work orange

What dessert does chicken prefer? Peck an Pie

Cuckoo Cluck Joke

How do crazy chickens tell time? Using a cuckoo cluck

Why is it better to buy chicken in bulk? Because they are cheeper by the dozen

What did the religious hen do when she was slapped? She turned the other chick

Which dance does chicken fear? The Fox trot

What do chickens do in their gyms? Eggsercise

Eggstended DVD Joke

Why do chickens buy DVDs? To get the eggstended version

How can you tell the chicken went to school? It was eggducated

Why did the chicken cross the ocean? To get to the other tide.

Why did the chicken cross the internet? To get to the other site

Hensome Joke

What did the rooster say to the good-looking hen? You’re so hensome

What did a fowl-mouth chicken say to another chicken? Cluck off

What do chickens use when they want to meet new chickens? Peck up lines

What did cops put on the chicken when they arrested him? Hen cuffs

What show do young chickens like? Dora The Eggsplorer

Arrested Chicken Joke

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