Children love food, and love a good joke, so it makes sense that they enjoy good food jokes. These jokes make it easy to get a laugh at the diner table at night, after a long school day. We have prepared for your 50 great food jokes to share with your children. Even better, we asked our own children to rate these jokes – to make sure they were indeed good for kids. Let’s get started:
Why did the Doctor prescribe when the lemon was not feeling well? Lemon aid
What is the day that potatoes fear the most? Fry-day
Why was the hot dog wearing a coat? It was a chilly dog
What did the salad farm say to their customers? If there is anything we can do; please lettuce know
How much did the snake weigh after eating a lot of pies? A pie-thon
Why did the ‘teddy bear’ say when they offered him dessert? No thanks, I’m stuffed.
What do computers like to eat? Chips, byte by byte.
Why is the tomato all red? He accidentally saw the salad dressing.
What did the cat say when he saw a mouse riding a bike? Look, meals on wheels
Why did the strawberry’s parents take so long to get home? They were in a jam.
Why did the ghost choke on his food? He was goblin it
Why was the butcher working so hard? To make ends meat
(to “make ends meet” means “to pay for things you need to live when you don’t have a lot of money.”)
What kind of soda do trees love to drink? Root Beer
What is brown, hairy, and wearing sunglasses? A cool kiwi
If you get shoes from alligators, what do you get from bananas? Slippers
What is orange and sounds almost like a parrot? A carrot
What did the skeleton get at a barbecue? Spare ribs
What did the walnut tell the pecan? We get along well because we are both nuts.
When you advance at red but stop at green? When eating a watermelon
Why the banana went to the hospital? He was not peeling so well
They hit me with a soda can in the head. Lucky for me, it was a soft drink.
Why did the artichoke? Somebody was strangling it.
What school subject has the most fruits? History, it has a lot of dates.
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the river? He wanted to be a watermelon
What did the gingerbread man use when he was cold? A cookie sheet
Why are jokes dangerous for eggs? They crack up
What fruit do vampires like the most? Neck tarines
Why do chicken are bad at baseball? They just hit fowl balls
What do pretzels dance? The twist
Which vegetable is on America’s most-wanted list? The Esca Pea
How do the hamburger introduce its daughter? Meat Patty
What did the frog who wanted to lose weight drinks? Diet Croak
I asked a cucumber: “how did you become a pickle? He answered: “I had a jarring experience.”
Why did the Ice Cream was taken to the mental hospital? He had a meltdown
Why did she fall in love with the banana? She found it a peeling
I wanted to compose a song about a tortilla, but it came out as a wrap
Somebody crossed the chef, and he cooked with angrydients
A potato got a sunburn in Paris? That was a French fry
What would you like to put in a pie? Your mouth
What do allergic nuts sound like? Cashew
Why was the hamburger telling all those funny jokes? It was in a roll
What bird is always eating? Swallow
What vegetable do elephants step on? Squash
Where was ground beef’s prom? At the Meat Ball
What do you call a bear that has no teeth? A gummy bear
What does the tomato doctor use to treat broken tomatoes? Tomato paste.
What did the salad sisters say when knocking at the door? Lettuce in
What is Batman’s favorite breakfast? The Crepped Crusader
What is a polar bear’s favorite fast-food restaurant? Iceberg Erking
Why don’t you like pizza jokes? They’re too cheesy.
Why is movie theater candy so expensive? Because the raisinet
I thought that onions were the only food that made me cry – until someone threw a coconut at my face.
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