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Three prisoners, an American, a German, and a Pole, are
scheduled to be executed by firing squad. They bring out the American
and stand him in front of the pole. He points and shouts, “Tornado!”
They all look and the American runs away. Next, they place the German
in front of the firing squad. He yells “Earthquake!” They all hit the
dust and the German escapes. Next up is the Pole. He looks around and
shouts “Fire!”