Ashley Robins

Leon the Pole won a Gold medal at the last Olympics. He was so proud when he returned home that he had the medal bronzed!

In Poland’s largest mall there was a terrible power outage. People were stuck on the escalator for HOURS!

Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at sea? Five men died trying to dig his grave.

What should you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin out and throw it back!

Why does the new Polish navy have glass bottom boats? To see the old Polish navy!

Leon the Pole went into his local shipping store and asked if they had a box two inches high, two inches wide, and 108 inches long. The clerk said, “I …

How do you stop the Polish Cavalry? Turn off the Carousel

How do you tell the Groom at a Polish wedding? He’s the one with a clean bowling shirt

Leon the Pole came home one day from work, and walked into his bedroom shouting “Honey I’m home!” What should he see but his best friend in bed with his …

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? So the officers can find the handles!