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Leon the Pole went into his local shipping store and asked if they had a box two inches high, two inches wide, and 108 inches long. The clerk said, “I …

How do you stop the Polish Cavalry? Turn off the Carousel

How do you tell the Groom at a Polish wedding? He’s the one with a clean bowling shirt

Leon the Pole came home one day from work, and walked into his bedroom shouting “Honey I’m home!” What should he see but his best friend in bed with his …

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? So the officers can find the handles!

How do you get a one armed Pole out of a tree? Wave to him!

A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when they come up to a forest and they decide to hide by each climbing a tree. …

Two Polish hunters were walking along One said to the other, “How come we aren’t catching any ducks? his friend thought about it then said, “Maybe we aren’t throwing the …

How do you sink a Polish battleship? Put it in the water!

How many Poles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Five-one to hold the bulb and four to turn the chair