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Except one man named Chuck Norris.

He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

It’s just unfortunate that he never cries.

and he returned.

Friend A: What’s the plural of the word “parody” Friend B: parodies Friend A: Pairodeez nuts!

Leon the Pole won a Gold medal at the last Olympics. He was so proud when he returned home that he had the medal bronzed!

In Poland’s largest mall there was a terrible power outage. People were stuck on the escalator for HOURS!

Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at sea? Five men died trying to dig his grave.

What should you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin out and throw it back!

Why does the new Polish navy have glass bottom boats? To see the old Polish navy!