Chuck Norris’ calendar skips April 1st
because nobody fools Chuck Norris.
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Some children pee their names in the snow.
Chuck Norris can pee his name onto concrete.
Chuck Norris wrote a diary
it is called the Guinness Book Of World Records.401
Instead of coffee in the morning,
Chuck Norris drinks a mug of nails
Killing two birds with one stone?
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.