Chuck Norris flavoring his steak
Chuck Norris adds flavor to his steaks with pepper spray.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch.
He decides what time it is.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup,
he’s pushing the Earth down.
Trying to tie your shoes quickly?
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with only his feet.
Chuck Norris can strangle you…
with a cordless phone.
Breakfast of champions?
Champions are breakfast for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so talented that
he can wheelie on a unicycle.