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Chuck Norris is the first person
to make a McDonald’s Happy Meal cry.
When Chuck Norris plays dodgeball
the balls avoid him out of fear.
Gas prices don’t affect Chuck Norris.
His car drives on empty.
When Chuck Norris lifts weights…
… the weights get more of a workout than Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once destroyed the space-time continuum.
He felt so bad, that he put it back together.
Chuck Norris doesn’t strike gold.
He roundhouse kicks rocks instead. (roundhouse kicking is kicking with a wide sweep of the leg and rotation of the body)