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Friend A: Knock, knock.  Friend B: Who’s there?  Friend A: Candice. Friend B: Candice who? Friend A: Can-dice nuts fit in your mouth? 

Teacher: On this homework, you got a D grade.  Student: Well I am also going to be giving you D’s.  Teacher: What do you mean?  Student: Deez nuts. 

Friend A: Do you like pudding?  Friend B: Sure.  Friend C: Well how about pudding deez nuts in your mouth.

Friend A: Do you like to eat Wendys?  Friend B: Yes why?  Friend A: Because you are going to love “Wen-dys nuts” hit you in the face. 

Friend A: Do you like parodies?  Friend B: Yes, kind of.  Me: Well, how about a Pair-o-Deez Nuts?  

Friend A: I would like to go to the SEKON convention.  Friend B: What’s SEKON?  Friend A: SEKON Deez Nuts!

Friend A: Do you like tulips?  Friend B: Sure, why?  Friend A: Because you are going to love your ‘two lips’ on Deez Nuts!

Friend A: Hey, I think you need some of these.  Friend B: Some of these what?  Friend A: Some of Deez Nuts. 

Friend A: Dee asked me out yesterday.  Friend B: who’s Dee?  Friend A: Dee’z Nuts!