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A blurrito.

So they can Netflix and chili.

Friend A: Something came in the mail today for you. Friend B: What? Friend A: Deez Nuts!  (Got ‘eeem!)

Friend A: It’s hard to talk about it these days.  Friend B: Talk about what?  Friend A: Deez Nuts in your mouth.

Friend A: Sorry, I can’t control it.  Friend B: Control what?  Friend A: Control how big Deez Nuts are!

Do you have vaseline?  Vase-LEAN in and Kiss Deez Nuts! 

Friend A: what does “Lb” stand for?  Friend B: Pound Friend A: Pound on Deez Nuts!

Friend A: do you know Howard Dee?  Friend B: nope.  Friend C: How-ar Deez Nuts?

Friend A: do you know Justin?  Friend B: Justin Bieber?  Friend A: Justin Time for Deez Nuts! 

Friend A: Did you hear about my friend Willya? Friend B: hmm no Frienc A: Willya suck Deez Nuts…