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Never play Uno with a Mexican.
They hoard all the green cards.
Why can’t Mexicans become firefighters?
They can’t tell the difference between Jose and Hose B. (Hose A and Hose B)
How can you tell a Mexican is r@cist?
He joined the que-que-que (k-k-k)
Why did God give Mexicans noses?
So they have something to pick in the winter.
Why did the Mexican guy buy a mousetrap?
He needed te-quil-a mouse.