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Why do mexicans wear pointed boots?
Because it makes it a lot easier to climb over a fence.
How did a mexican girl get pregnant?
Her university professor told her to do an essay (ése means homeboy or dude in Mexican slang)
A Mexican magician gets on stage…
…and announces to the audience “I will now disappear on the count of three. Uno. Dos . . .” and then he disappeared without a “trace”.
Why did this Mexican guy freak out?
He was battling His-panic attacks.