What is for breakfast?
Friend A (Cooking breakfast). Friend B: What is for breakfast today? Friend B: (Showing two eggs) Deez Nuts!
Open
We need to soak these
Friend A: We need to soak these. Friend B: Soak what? Friend A: Soak Deez Nuts!
This Mexican woman kept talking to me
But I told her “I’m nacho friend”
There is a big Mexican party tonight.
And everyJuan is going.
What’s the difference between Mexicans and French people?
French people say “Oh la la”, and Mexicans say just “Ho-la”
How do Mexicans drink soda?
They drink soda in Mexi-cans