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What do you call a short Mexican?
A paragraph. Because he’s not as big as an ‘essay’ (ése is the equivalent of “dude” in Mexican slang).
Mexican and black jokes are pretty much the same.
When you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal (’em all)
What do you call a cross between an octopus and a Mexican?
I don’t know, but it sure can pick a lot of oranges.
Why do Mexicans never win the gold model at the Olympics?
Because everyone who knows how to jump, run and swim has already made it to the United States.
Why did God NOT have Jesus in Mexico?
Because he could not find a virgin and 3 wise men.
Why did this Mexican family only have 12 people in their van?
Because they needed room to bring the groceries back.