Confusing Helen Keller
How do you confuse Helen Keller? … You move the furniture around and glue door knobs to the walls.
How do you confuse Helen Keller? … You move the furniture around and glue door knobs to the walls.
What’s the worst practical joke friends did to Helen Keller? They left the plunger in the toilet.
What did Helen Keller say to the retail sales person who wanted to help her? “I’m just looking”.
Why is it okay to tell Helen Keller jokes? Because she can’t hear them anyway!
What do you call Helen Keller and Ray Charles playing tennis together? … Love forever.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken bike? … She didn’t see anything wrong with it.
If Helen Keller had been a psychic, would she have called it … a fourth sense?
How did Hellen Keller’s friends mess with her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By moving her bedroom’s furniture around.
Answer 1: Why did Helen Keller cross the road? She tried to walk from her office to the living room… Answer 2: What, like she knows where she’s going!