Wisdom of the Elders
My Grandpappy always said, “If it walks like a Duck, and talks like a Duck, it’s probably a man in a duck suit” Grandpappy sure liked his Moonshine!
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What has 8 sets of eyes, two enormous bills with fangs, 12 pairs of webbed feet with claws, and quacks like a Duck? I don’t know either I just found …
Teacher says…
Why do Ducks have tail feathers? To cover their butt quacks!
Trust me, I’m a ducktor!
What goes “Quick Quick”? A Duck with hiccups!
why indeed!
Why did the Duck cross the road? To prove they weren’t a chicken!
Makes sense!
Why do Ducks fly South for the Winter? It’s too far to walk.
Duck Migration
You know how a group of ducks flies in a V formation? Do you know WHY one row is always longer? More Ducks in that row.
Wanna buy a talking duck?
A man walks into a bar with a duck in a box. He asks the bartender if he wants to buy a talking duck. The man takes the duck out …
I tried to warn you!
Knock Knock Who’s there? Duck Duck who? DUCK! You are about to walk into a bar!