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I’m going to see that new band tonight-it’s a cow and a duck They call themselves Cheese and Quackers!

Did you hear about the duck who accidentally fell into the sewer and had to swim out? He was ok but he smelled fowl.

Why don’t ducks need smartphones? The web is already at their feet!

What do Ducks love to play at the carnival? Quack-a-mole!

What do you call an exploding Duck? A Fire-Quacker! 

What side of a Duck has the most feathers? The outside!

What has wings, feathers and fangs? Count Duckula!

Do you think that teenage ducks make human faces when posing for pics?

What steals your soap in the bathtub? A robber ducky!

Why do ducks never grow up? Because they grow down!