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Yo Mama’s so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!

Yo Mama’s so fat I swerved to miss her with my car and ran out of gas!

Yo Mama’s so fat- she has her own gravitational pull!

Yo Mama’s so fat she bought a fur coat and an entire species went extinct!

Yo Mama’s so fat- her blood type is Ragu!

Yo Mama’s so fat the last time she got weighed the scale said “Continued on next scale”

Yo Mama’s so fat it took me three buses to get to her good side!

Yo Mama’s so fat when she goes camping the Bears hide THEIR food!

Yo Mama’s so fat- I started the first season of Game of Thrones when she walked in front of the TV, by the time she was past it I had …

I went to the new petting zoo and saw the goats standing according to height, the pigs wallowing according to size, but try as they might, they couldn’t get all …