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Yo Mama’s so fat she got hit by a bus and asked “Who threw that rock?”

Yo Mama’s so fat when God said ,”Let there be light!” He asked her to move out of the way!

Yo Mama’s so fat even Dora can’t explore her!

Yo Mama’s so fat she uses Google Earth to take a selfie!

Yo Mama’s so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure!

Yo Mama’s so fat she can’t even jump to conclusions!

Yo Mama’s so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!

Yo Mama’s so fat if she skips a meal the stock market crashes!

Yo Mama’s so fat a minor coup happened in her lap, she was overthrown by a militia and they renamed her “The Republic of Yo Mama” —-Its flag is an …

Yo Mama’s so fat she brought a spoon to the Sugarbowl!