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Yo Mama’s so fat when she gets on an elevator, it HAS to go down!

Yo Mama’s so fat she sat on a dollar bill and when she got up there were four quarters!

Yo Mama’s so fat a picture of her would collapse the wall!

Yo Mama’s so fat when she gets her shoes shined, she has to take the guy’s word for it!

Yo Mama’s so fat she has to use the carwash to take showers!

Yo Mama’s so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed!

Yo Mama’s so fat she gave Count Dracula diabetes!

Yo Mama’s so fat She left in high heels and returned in flip-flops!

Yo Mama’s so fat Thanos had to clap TWICE!

Yo Mama’s so fat when she crossed the road, people mistook her for the roundabout!